If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
Why do you still call it building when it's already built?
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are others here for?
If you aren't supposed to drink and drive why do bars have parking lots?
We are a bunch of people, living in a seriously funny world!